I was promptly amused.
"Oboists. All that blowing makes them brain dead."
BUT THIS WAS NOT THE GOAL OF TODAY. I have more reviews.
Megamind (2010)
Director: Tom McGrath
Ah, the beauty of cliches. That's the fun part about this film: it exploits all super hero/villain cliches but manages to maintain individuality. Yes, I could guess the end. Yes, I knew Metroman wasn't actually dead. Viewing these as plot line destinations, the journeys to these ideas were at least somewhat original, making a charming state function effect. This may not be one of my favorite films, but it's worth seeing once**.
Red (2010)
Director: Robert Schwentke
Good things: Karl Urban, who is always nice to see. :3 Helen Mirren as a vicious ladylike sniper (personally, I wouldn't mind being like that when I'm older). John Malcovich was born to play an ex-agent missing a few screws. The jokes are funny, and Bruce Willis' initial image as a creepy kidnapper is hilarious.
Bad thing: Bruce. I know you're still trying to be all that and a box of cigars, but we need to face the music. A make-out scene with someone who looks a good 20 years younger than you is not cool. I think I would love this movie if not for that.
Sorry for a rather . . . spacey blog. I'll probably have to edit later.
UPDATE: Editing commenced. Gentlemen aren't required to read the edits.
It ended up being an interesting afternoon.
An upcoming event--it's this Friday--that I have been rather excited for is Wear a Dress Day. I've always had a soft spot for dresses, and so I was looking forward to a good excuse to wear one just for everyday life. This is when I had a sudden--and slightly horrifying--epiphany.
Beyond my prom gowns, I did not own a single dress. Skirts, yes. But a dress and a skirt are not the same thing at all.
And I did not own a single dress.
It made sense, not to own dresses. The majority of my pre-college years was spent in some combined state of hot, sweaty, dirty, animal-hairy, and dung-covered. Dresses are not designed for such turmoil. Plus, I spent all my time in jeans.+ Legs the color of frog bellies are not meant for display. But still. Not one dress? I was seeing myself, yet again, as the frumpy one.
I do not like being frumpy.
So, feeling desperate and rather pathetic, I escaped to a local clothing store. Much to my delight, I found two dresses. Two. And they are cute, and I like them--and they were affordable. My joy was abounding.
Frumpiness diverted. :)
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P.S. ANOTHER UPDATE: I've been looking over my posts for this week, and was flattered to find that I look like a happy person. I'm not horribly miserable, but the fact I look happy is comforting. By looking happy, I might actually get back to feeling happy.
END. This post is now finished, I promise. No more edits. In other news, I think I'm going to start perfecting this weird story that was randomly birthed in my head. Wish me luck.
*Online preview of The Guild comic^. It has inspired me to watch the videos^^, which are humorous on the same level as The Office. In other words, it's funny. And my brain is crying hysterically from the stupidity.^^^
^I can associate with Cyd, though. When a chick says NO, she frigging means it. Why won't some guys listen?
I also know a mother like Clara. I am not proud of this fact, though.
^^I saw two commercials for the US premier of Doctor Who . . . 8o
^^^"Don't leave me like your father did!" "He had a heart attack!" "Out of spite!!"
"I'm about to ruin 42 cents-worth of tater-tots!"
Oh shit. I SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS. I don't need more distractions . . . 8'(
**Personally, they got me at "Use the Forget-Me Stick! 8D "
+I went swimming earlier this semester. It was my first trist in a pool in a good year or two.
+I went swimming earlier this semester. It was my first trist in a pool in a good year or two.
Yay Red! yay Karl Urban! Yay The Guild! Yay cute dresses for cheap! I am overall a fan of this post. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you! :D
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